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And here's part two. Enjoy. I would like to point out for the record that I'm very fond of this show and there's no insult intended to anyone here.

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Lots of stuff weve already seen happens again in fast-forward.

Strange Lab
TOMMY: Soooseen any good movies lately?
CONNER: No. Kiras been kidnapped.
TOMMY: Hmm. That is perplexing. On about your daily lives, now.
CONNER: No way! Look, weve got the freaky Gems. Now drive us aimlessly around, or Ill tell my parents on you!
ETHAN: Dude, are you five?
CONNER: Im challenged!
TOMMY: (Rolls his eyes)

The Spooky Lab
MESOGOG, EVEN THOUGH WE DONT KNOW HIS NAME YET: Give me the Ring! I mean, the Gem!
KIRA: The what? Dont have any of those.
MESOGOG, EVEN THOUGH WE DONT KNOW HIS NAME YET: Damn! This kidnapping random people plan is more trouble than its worth. Time to go poof.
MESOGOG, EVEN THOUGH WE DONT KNOW HIS NAME YET, goes poof. KIRA shrugs and turns to leave.
ELSA: Hey girlfriend!
KIRA beats the crap out of ELSA.
KIRA: Oops! Sorry about that. Ill just be going.
ZELTRAX, EVEN THOUGH WE DONT KNOW HIS NAME YET: Elsa! Nooo!
KIRA: Eww, gross. Scream!
Everyone falls over. KIRA runs down a corridor, stopping when she sees a green light.
KIRA: Oooh, shiny!
She reaches out to touch the light.
LIGHT: Chomp!
The light swallows KIRA.


Near town
CONNER: Sooowhere are we going?
TOMMY: I created those monsters. Im directly responsible for all the evil we are about to face. I bear a heavy burden of guilt.
ETHAN: Thats nice. Where are we going?
Tommy stops the car for no apparent reason. Yes, theres a stop sign, but why does he turn his engine off?
ETHAN: (cont) Cos, you know, Kiras not just gonna fall out of the sky in front of us.
KIRA falls out of the sky in front of them.
ETHAN: (cont) Neither is a brand new laptop.
CONNER, ETHAN and TOMMY scramble out of the car.
CONNER: Kira!
KIRA: Huh.
TOMMY: Ah, Invisiportals. Another of my inventions, now being misused by Mesogog
CONNER: Oh, whatever. Tell us who you are.
TOMMY: Hmmnope. Gotta maintain my aura of mystery. Maybe tomorrow. Lets go, now. No point checking Kira for injuries or anything.
ZELTRAX, EVEN THOUGH WE DONT KNOW HIS NAME QUITE YET: No! Fight scene first!
TOMMY: Hey, an interchangeable minion. Whats your name?
ZELTRAX: Zeltrax. Youre inferior and I hate you.
TOMMY: Yada, yada. Lets fight! Si-kyah!
CONNER: UmDr O? The bad guys are over there.
TOMMY: Si-kyah!
ZELTRAX: Attack!
Everyone fights. The kids use their powers. Tommy and Zeltrax beat on each other.
ZELTRAX: Run away!
ZELTRAX and the SCARY MINIONS run away.


The Spooky Lab
MESOGOG: You suck. Unleash the zords we stole from Tommy, and the giant useless space ship!
ZELTRAX: Aye, captain.


In school
CASSIDY: Hey, Im a reporter. Listen, why are you hanging out with those other two people? The Jock and the Geek? And how come you were kidnapped yesterday?
KIRA: Whatever. See me? Not kidnapped. Shove off.
KIRA sits next to CONNER and ETHAN.
TOMMY: Everyone laugh at Cassidys expense. Ok. So, I guess Im supposed to teach or something
An earthquake happens and the sky goes dark.
TOMMY: (cont) Phew. Off the hook.
DEVIN runs into the room.
DEVIN: Hey, how come I wasnt in class when it started? I know Im in this class, I was here yesterday.
CASSIDY: Never mind that, Devin, lets go put ourselves in danger!
DEVIN: Ok.
TOMMY: No! Bad kids!
RANDALL: (on intercom) Ok, kids, dont panic, be calm, clich, clich
CASSIDY and DEVIN run away while TOMMYs distracted.
KIRA: Hey, fess up.
TOMMY: Nope. Gotta be secretive for another three or four episodes. Come on.
ETHAN: Eh, what could happen?


Strange Lab
TOMMY: So, heres some morphers. What? Ranger? Me? Nope. Its just a coincidence.
ETHAN: Umno thanks.
TOMMY: Aw, go on!
ETHAN: Ok.
TOMMY: Good. Ok, so say Dino Thunder, power up and youll be transformed. You might wanna add a hah! to the end of that, it sounds more exciting.
CONNER: Geek.
ETHAN: Jock.
KIRA: Whatever.
TOMMY: Right. Lets go get your Zords.
ETHAN: Sweet!
TOMMY: Uh, yeah. Mesogogs controlling them.
ETHAN: oh.
TOMMY: Come on, we have to show off your new toys.

Downtown
CONNER: Hey, giant dinosaurs!
KIRA: Im surrounded by morons
ZELTRAX appears.
ZELTRAX: Fight me!
CONNER: Well, Im wearing red. Guess that means I get to point out the obvious things. Lets do it!
CONNER, ETHAN, KIRA: Dino Thunder! Power up! Hah!
TOMMY: Dino Thunder!I mean(whistles nonchalantly.)
RANGERS: Wow, were Rangers! This is cool! Neato! (etc)
TOMMY: Ok, guys, its time to call your weapons! Use witty puns, those of you can manage!
KIRA can. The others cant.
TOMMY: Oh well. One out of three aint bad.
They fight. ZELTRAX gets beaten up. He retaliates by calling the giant useless space ship.
CONNER: Uh-oh.
TOMMY: Now telepathically tame the zords! We decided to do it that way because we wont have to show any special effects or anything!
KIRA: Ok
KIRA tames her zord. Its a Pterodactyl, in case you were wondering.
ETHAN: Sweet!
ETHAN tames his Triceratops.
CONNERs T-Rex tries to chomp the other zords.
ETHAN: Dude! Do you mind?
CONNER: Oh yeah, right.
CONNER tames his zord.
TOMMY: Ok! Now shoot down the ship thats just been sort of hovering there!
They form a MEGAZORD and shoot down the ship. Everyone cheers.


The Spooky Lab
MESOGOG: Grrr!
ELSA: Grrr!
ZELTRAX: Grrr!
MESOGOG: Feel the pain!
He blasts the others.


Strange Lab
TOMMY: Heres some bracelets.
ETHAN: Oh, to access our morphers?
TOMMY: Uhyeah. Thats it. So, work together, stay in school, and in a few months well finally beat Mesogog. Ok?
KIRA: Sure, I guess.
ETHAN: Whatever.
CONNER: Dude!
TOMMY rolls his eyes.


The Endfor now