I'd like to point out--again--that I really like this show, and there's no insult intended to anyone. Feedback welcome.
Wave Goodbye
CONNER and KIRA approach Hayleys Cyberspce from opposite directions.
KIRA: Hey!
CONNER: Hey. Whyd Ethan call us here?
KIRA: Um, I just got here, so
They go inside. ETHAN meets them near the door.
ETHAN: Welcome to my world!
CONNER: Yeah. Ill be going now.
HAYLEY: No, stay and be freaked out by my boundless knowledge. Tommy told meI mean, Im just talented that way.
ETHAN worships at HAYLEYS feet.
HAYLEY: So, Kira, why dont you audition here on Friday? I mean, Im not paying you or anything.
KIRA: That is so cool!
CONNER: Yeah, whatever.
HAYLEY: Why dont you audition for the soccer team we apparently have? They probably wont pay you either, but
CONNER vanishes. KIRA runs away.
ETHAN: Damn, Im good!
HAYLEY: Oh, I did nothing?
ETHAN: Dont interrupt me mid-gloat, woman!
TOMMY signals him.
ETHAN: (still in the cyberspace) Im sure it wont look conspicuous if I talk to my bracelet. Whassup?
TOMMY: Ethan, I have a mysterious mission to fulfil. I have chosen you to accompany me on this mysterious mission.
ETHAN: Cool.
ETHAN heads off on the mysterious mission. Everyone else stops listening and goes back to what they were doing.
Scary lab
MESOGOG: You both suck.
ZELTRAX: Yes, but were getting better!
ELSA: Power Rangers!
MESOGOG: Oh, yeah. Right, lets allude mysteriously to a plan we apparently have.
ELSA: Umeverything is proceeding on schedule?
MESOGOG: Exxx-cellant.
Football field
COACH: Hmm. Who is that?
OTHER PLAYER/COACH: I know him! Hes in high schoolso on second thoughts, Im not sure how I know him, since hes only a club player.
COACH: Hmmm.
Woods
TOMMY: Look! Eggs!
ETHAN: Yeah?
TOMMY: Yeah. Youre going to ride them.
ETHAN: Did you, yknow, hit your head going down into the lab today?
TOMMY: (laughs for no obvious reason) Theyre going to be very useful to us. Umto you. Not me, obviously, because Im not a Ranger
ELSA: (who was hiding behind a tree) Whatever. Hand over the eggs.
TOMMY: Umno?
ZELTRAX: (who was hiding behind the same tree) Let the taunting begin!
ELSA: Attack!
Many SCARY MINIONS attack ETHAN and TOMMY. They all play catch with the bag of eggs.
TOMMY: Time to screw up everyones life! Call them all in!
Football field
CONNER: Damnit!
CONNER runs away.
COACH: Oi!
Somewhere in town
KIRA: Huh. My bracelet is ringing.
Woods
KIRA and CONNER arrive. All three morph and kick butt. This goes on for much longer than necessary.
ELSA gets injured. ZELTRAX shoves TOMMY aside, incidentally causing more damage than the whole fight so far, and dashes to her side.
KIRA: Eww
The bad guys retreat.
TOMMY: Ok, lets all go back to the lab.
CONNER: No way, dude, tryouts!
TOMMY: Oh, yeah, you still think you can have lives, dont youall right then, off you go.
CONNER runs off, leaving ETHAN and KIRA to escort TOMMY back to his lab.
Football field
Unfortunately, tryouts are over by the time CONNER gets back.
COACH: Sniff!
CONNER: Dude
COACH: I said, sniff!
COACH walks away.
A SMALL GIRL kicks a ball at CONNER.
CONNER: Hmm. Im sure this will have no ramifications later.
CONNER befriends the SMALL GIRL by complementing her football skills.
CYBERSPACE
ETHAN and KIRA are using a computerETHAN is playing a game featuring SENSEI GUINEA PIGwhen TRENT walks in.
KIRA: Huh. New meat, twelve oclock.
TRENT approaches their table.
TRENT: Hi, Im your obligatory friend-who-gets-sucked-into-your-world. Is Hayley around? You know, shes your obligatory I-never-realised-she-knew-who-we-were friend.
ETHAN: Yeah, just let me embarrass Kira a bit so we can establish crushage. You go to our school?
TRENT: Yes, coincidentally I moved here the day Mesogog started attacking.
HAYLEY: Stop giving away plot strands and come do some work.
TRENT: Ok!
KIRA kicks ETHAN under the table for embarrassing her.
CONNER appears.
CONNER: My life is over! Let me threaten to reveal our secret cos Im so screwed up!
ETHAN: Lets all go talk to Dr O.
Strange lab
TOMMY is getting tossed around the place bysomething.
CONNER: Hey, start talking to me!
TOMMY: Fine, whatever.
CONNER: I quit.
ETHAN: Quitter!
KIRA: Yes, I think weve established that.
TOMMY: You can quit if you want, but think about it a bit first.
CONNER: Fine, I will.
CONNER walks away.
ETHAN: Quitter!
Spooky lab
MESOGOG: Grr! The plan I never saw fit to reveal is being threatened!
ELSA: Get used to it.
MESOGOG: What did you say?
ELSA: Ilet me make you a monster! That always cheers you up.
MESOGOG: Fine.
They make a MONSTER.
Football field
CONNER is wandering around the field when the COACH approaches.
COACH: I withdraw my sniff.
CONNER: Great!
COACH: Yes, your teacher who I dont know and have never met somehow talked me into it.
ETHAN and KIRA arrive as the COACH leaves.
KIRA: Yknow, if you wanna quit we understand.
ETHAN: We do?
TOMMY: (on bracelets) Never mind that now! Were getting attacked!
CONNER sighs.
CONNER: Fine, once more.
ALL TEENS: Dino Thunder! Power up! Hah!
CONNER jumps back and forward as he speaks so the cameras can catch him at different angles.
Somewhere downtown
They fight the MONSTER and the SCARY MINIONS. CONNER saves the SMALL GIRL from getting chomped on by SCARY MINIONS. The MONSTER grows.
TOMMY: Yada, yada, yadawhat? Me, a Ranger? No way. Heres your Zords!
TOMMY types randomly as the ZORDS appear. They squash the MONSTER flat.
CONNER, ETHAN and KIRA reappear on the street in time for the SMALL GIRL to hug CONNER.
SMALL GIRL: You doof. Keep being a Ranger.
CONNER: Suddenly it all makes sense!
Cyberspace, Friday
CONNER: Yeah, Im going to stay a Ranger. I was never really going to quit.
HAYLEY: Heres a free drink. Want some salt to rub in that wound?
CONNER: No, Im good.
HAYLEY: Ok. Im going to introduce Kira now.
HAYLEY has a really bad announcing voice, it turns out.
Everyone bops as KIRA plays Freak you Out.
ETHAN: Wasnt Dr O supposed to come?
CONNER: Thats mildly freaky.
Outside, TOMMY gets accosted by ZELTRAX and SCARY MINIONS. They kidnap him through an Invisiportal. ZELTRAX laughs evilly.
Wave Goodbye
CONNER and KIRA approach Hayleys Cyberspce from opposite directions.
KIRA: Hey!
CONNER: Hey. Whyd Ethan call us here?
KIRA: Um, I just got here, so
They go inside. ETHAN meets them near the door.
ETHAN: Welcome to my world!
CONNER: Yeah. Ill be going now.
HAYLEY: No, stay and be freaked out by my boundless knowledge. Tommy told meI mean, Im just talented that way.
ETHAN worships at HAYLEYS feet.
HAYLEY: So, Kira, why dont you audition here on Friday? I mean, Im not paying you or anything.
KIRA: That is so cool!
CONNER: Yeah, whatever.
HAYLEY: Why dont you audition for the soccer team we apparently have? They probably wont pay you either, but
CONNER vanishes. KIRA runs away.
ETHAN: Damn, Im good!
HAYLEY: Oh, I did nothing?
ETHAN: Dont interrupt me mid-gloat, woman!
TOMMY signals him.
ETHAN: (still in the cyberspace) Im sure it wont look conspicuous if I talk to my bracelet. Whassup?
TOMMY: Ethan, I have a mysterious mission to fulfil. I have chosen you to accompany me on this mysterious mission.
ETHAN: Cool.
ETHAN heads off on the mysterious mission. Everyone else stops listening and goes back to what they were doing.
Scary lab
MESOGOG: You both suck.
ZELTRAX: Yes, but were getting better!
ELSA: Power Rangers!
MESOGOG: Oh, yeah. Right, lets allude mysteriously to a plan we apparently have.
ELSA: Umeverything is proceeding on schedule?
MESOGOG: Exxx-cellant.
Football field
COACH: Hmm. Who is that?
OTHER PLAYER/COACH: I know him! Hes in high schoolso on second thoughts, Im not sure how I know him, since hes only a club player.
COACH: Hmmm.
Woods
TOMMY: Look! Eggs!
ETHAN: Yeah?
TOMMY: Yeah. Youre going to ride them.
ETHAN: Did you, yknow, hit your head going down into the lab today?
TOMMY: (laughs for no obvious reason) Theyre going to be very useful to us. Umto you. Not me, obviously, because Im not a Ranger
ELSA: (who was hiding behind a tree) Whatever. Hand over the eggs.
TOMMY: Umno?
ZELTRAX: (who was hiding behind the same tree) Let the taunting begin!
ELSA: Attack!
Many SCARY MINIONS attack ETHAN and TOMMY. They all play catch with the bag of eggs.
TOMMY: Time to screw up everyones life! Call them all in!
Football field
CONNER: Damnit!
CONNER runs away.
COACH: Oi!
Somewhere in town
KIRA: Huh. My bracelet is ringing.
Woods
KIRA and CONNER arrive. All three morph and kick butt. This goes on for much longer than necessary.
ELSA gets injured. ZELTRAX shoves TOMMY aside, incidentally causing more damage than the whole fight so far, and dashes to her side.
KIRA: Eww
The bad guys retreat.
TOMMY: Ok, lets all go back to the lab.
CONNER: No way, dude, tryouts!
TOMMY: Oh, yeah, you still think you can have lives, dont youall right then, off you go.
CONNER runs off, leaving ETHAN and KIRA to escort TOMMY back to his lab.
Football field
Unfortunately, tryouts are over by the time CONNER gets back.
COACH: Sniff!
CONNER: Dude
COACH: I said, sniff!
COACH walks away.
A SMALL GIRL kicks a ball at CONNER.
CONNER: Hmm. Im sure this will have no ramifications later.
CONNER befriends the SMALL GIRL by complementing her football skills.
CYBERSPACE
ETHAN and KIRA are using a computerETHAN is playing a game featuring SENSEI GUINEA PIGwhen TRENT walks in.
KIRA: Huh. New meat, twelve oclock.
TRENT approaches their table.
TRENT: Hi, Im your obligatory friend-who-gets-sucked-into-your-world. Is Hayley around? You know, shes your obligatory I-never-realised-she-knew-who-we-were friend.
ETHAN: Yeah, just let me embarrass Kira a bit so we can establish crushage. You go to our school?
TRENT: Yes, coincidentally I moved here the day Mesogog started attacking.
HAYLEY: Stop giving away plot strands and come do some work.
TRENT: Ok!
KIRA kicks ETHAN under the table for embarrassing her.
CONNER appears.
CONNER: My life is over! Let me threaten to reveal our secret cos Im so screwed up!
ETHAN: Lets all go talk to Dr O.
Strange lab
TOMMY is getting tossed around the place bysomething.
CONNER: Hey, start talking to me!
TOMMY: Fine, whatever.
CONNER: I quit.
ETHAN: Quitter!
KIRA: Yes, I think weve established that.
TOMMY: You can quit if you want, but think about it a bit first.
CONNER: Fine, I will.
CONNER walks away.
ETHAN: Quitter!
Spooky lab
MESOGOG: Grr! The plan I never saw fit to reveal is being threatened!
ELSA: Get used to it.
MESOGOG: What did you say?
ELSA: Ilet me make you a monster! That always cheers you up.
MESOGOG: Fine.
They make a MONSTER.
Football field
CONNER is wandering around the field when the COACH approaches.
COACH: I withdraw my sniff.
CONNER: Great!
COACH: Yes, your teacher who I dont know and have never met somehow talked me into it.
ETHAN and KIRA arrive as the COACH leaves.
KIRA: Yknow, if you wanna quit we understand.
ETHAN: We do?
TOMMY: (on bracelets) Never mind that now! Were getting attacked!
CONNER sighs.
CONNER: Fine, once more.
ALL TEENS: Dino Thunder! Power up! Hah!
CONNER jumps back and forward as he speaks so the cameras can catch him at different angles.
Somewhere downtown
They fight the MONSTER and the SCARY MINIONS. CONNER saves the SMALL GIRL from getting chomped on by SCARY MINIONS. The MONSTER grows.
TOMMY: Yada, yada, yadawhat? Me, a Ranger? No way. Heres your Zords!
TOMMY types randomly as the ZORDS appear. They squash the MONSTER flat.
CONNER, ETHAN and KIRA reappear on the street in time for the SMALL GIRL to hug CONNER.
SMALL GIRL: You doof. Keep being a Ranger.
CONNER: Suddenly it all makes sense!
Cyberspace, Friday
CONNER: Yeah, Im going to stay a Ranger. I was never really going to quit.
HAYLEY: Heres a free drink. Want some salt to rub in that wound?
CONNER: No, Im good.
HAYLEY: Ok. Im going to introduce Kira now.
HAYLEY has a really bad announcing voice, it turns out.
Everyone bops as KIRA plays Freak you Out.
ETHAN: Wasnt Dr O supposed to come?
CONNER: Thats mildly freaky.
Outside, TOMMY gets accosted by ZELTRAX and SCARY MINIONS. They kidnap him through an Invisiportal. ZELTRAX laughs evilly.
